Yep

I'm a lesbian and can confirm you're funny

I love bacon

so I headed to the safest place I knew, afghanistan.

hi

the best Minecraft player ever!

Yo he has 6.94M subs

I immediately went to the safest place i knew... Afghanistan. LOL

What is your origen

Petition to bring back Bedwars streams Sign it

Worst day I did not get birthday gift , I just asked for MVP+ but ends up being scolded ;( U can see last time I bought the rank was VIP . and my parents are not agreeing Feels pain to be a student 😭 STUDENT_YT

8:34 *Im sorry but how is Ranboo in water? HES AN ENDERMAN????*

69m

I seeeeee philippines

Hilarious vid 😂😂😂 rip wildcat

TECHNO NEVER DIES

Where did his new vid just go?

Wished his second layer was a completely different colour block that way he could fool everyone

I saw technoblase in craked server my name was htheslayer you tell me to wanna play bedwars

TECHNO SUPPORT!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TECHNO GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME

My name was Htheslayer on craked minecraft server i said tecno God

Techno world's best minecraft player

Tenoblade do a face camp

im ready

You should do a livestream where you play different games for fun or for clickbait

Day 1 of asking technoblade to upload a new video

Now do the Origin SMP

We want to see your third skin the one under Tommy's skin

Techno you are in skyblock again

aaaaaaaa iiiiiiiiiiii nnnnnnnn aaaaaaaaaa jjjjjjjj ooooooo

hey mrbeast r u really gave technoblade your refrigerator?

goo on hypixel skyblock

I know its of toppic but i think a cool origin for u is a immortal gaint of the land like a skeleton gaint 1 bikus u never die or a totem like abilitie 2 gaint big strong slow inconvenient

Techno maMa your my teacher

:awsome:

Train me Sensei 😔 🙏

Yo techno for origin smp you should be a bastion brute thing w/fire res and pigmen work like dogs if you get hit then they help you

Oh yes You beat dante in hypixel skyblock lol

Technoblade if u see this I would like to know if u would like a mithacal pig pet my minevpcraft username is svenetron624 :)

I like to eat porkchop 😅😅

Techno can you make a video with purpled, walibear and gb80 on bw and we Will see how dominate it can be.pls read thia

I accidentally subscribed to technoblade And I said well I am a subscriber to technoblade know

HE NEVER DIES

3:06 TECHNO BLADE NEVER DIEEESSSS

Eat

i compared your voice to 7 years ago you have changed a lot

hey antisemetic king

I made my fortnite name inky blade

I have an idea for you for the origin smp. You can have the combat mod so only you get the legacy style combat and rest have normal new style.

I was reading the desc and he linked everyone and when it came to Fundy he said "not linking Fundy. that man is getting nothing from me" 😂

that was good

i love how techno has tommy as one of his skins 😭

“I immediately went to the safest place I know, Afghanistan” 😂

T H I C C N O B L A D E

I though he was gonna use the legendary poster technique

My mum forced me to eat pork but I rejected her

@helloblock! why are you laughing

@Magellanic LLMAOOOO

so she didn't force you to eat it

"I'm getting actually nuked" another typical day in Afghanistan

yes man pain the new vid got deleted :(

you had a stone brick slab, you should have covered yourself in the water part, that way you didnt have to come up or drown

So recently I heard that you joined origin smp so here is the character I made for you You are a piglin brute: pros: cons: you do an extra 3 hearts of damage you spawn in the nether you always have resistance 1 in the nether you can only wear gold or netherite as long as you are above y level 12 in you can only eat mushroom stew the overworld you, you are immune or porkchops (piglins hunt hoglins) to fire or lava your slower in the overworld you can eat mushrooms raw you eat more in the overworld you regen half heart slower you can barter with piglins like you would with villagers if you are above y level 12 in the if you attack a mob or a mob attacks you the piglins you have to dunk yourself in lava in the area will come to your aid or set yourself on fire every 8 mins otherwise you will start to take you are slightly faster in the nether damage

Bruh i just want see the stream but u private it hypixel stream

@Sarthak Suman bruh

@Alexeee lol me too

@FunRoom ohh yeah ty

There is a playlist with all of his streams

@Trueclent 8306 yeah lol i am also from india

Little did Technblade know that he was hiding in Pakistan and not in Pakistan

Whens the last time techno steamed

@Rohu Gaming He didn't delete the stream. It's in a playlist

And i think ik why he delets it if its on dream smp the other members arent suposed to see other streamers of the smp

@Rohu Gaming do you know at what time

He stream on youtube

@Rohu Gaming do you know where he streams

This pov of the video is much better

Great joke techno “safest place you know, afghanastan”

Whats wrong with you

It was so funny when you did the boat on ice "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE" "I'M OUTTA HERE" When I put a comment on a YouTuber's video I feel like I am in the presence of a god

hello! I like you videos so much. if you don't mind,I would like to ask your permission to share your videos to the other website in China for the embarrassing reason that YouTube is blocked from accessing in China.also a part of Chinese fans can't understand English but they really like you.Of course,I will give sources of the original website. Thank you so much!

1:13 - the earth is proven flat.

I was in the discord gp for Mr Beast gaming. However, I always missed the alert. How do you know when you got alerted? like they mentioned Step 2 - We will make an announcent 1-10 minutes before the competition starts Step 3 - You MUST BE ONLINE and in the discord in order to have chance of getting in. - You can either be online (green), idle/away (yellow) or Do not disturb (red) Step 4 - We will then randomly select 120-160 online members to participate in the competition. - If you are selected you will receive an @ ping several times telling you to join the voice chat as well as further information about how to join the server. Like how do they pinged you?

yo technoblade i know you won't see this but incase you do i have a challenge for ya, play a pvp gamemode whatever ya want. but the catch is that your FOV always has to be 30 and if you can actually beat it then i'm fully impressed also skywars is the recommended gamemode

Me sees DA vid: GOTTA GO FAST

Fridge

I hate dream

I goanna take your place

9:18 sad.

Boooo techno your so easy to kill

Why nobody talking about the other skin he had saved at the bottom right ?Potential video coming out with that skin 👀

The safest place i knew Afghanistan wait a minute

“CHRIS!” That part always has me dying laughing

Hey Fundy did a new video with your voice!

"Are you willing to sacrifice 2 people so you stay in?" It's Technoblade, of course he will.

I need help I’m addicted to the blade

Moral of the story, 2012 mini games are back because of Mr beast.

"Would I sacrifice my friends for a measly old fridge? YES" -Technoblade 2021

safest place is afganistan

Not even close. Technoblade never dies

Around 0.0875% of the world is subscribed to technoblade

𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒷𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒 🔥🔥🔥

Blood for the blood gods

Just subbed ❤️

TECHNO STOP LAGGIN HYPIZEL

what do you edit youre videos with

Yo

Hi cut no blade please fight dream already

Best Minecraft player

Techno is the Minecraft player in the world

no

Bcz he killed dream and won 100,000 dollars bcz dream is a bot

Techno never dies